We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his own desires of secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows! The Merry Man sends all his work to us in the post, each written by hand, always finished with those little codes – so we include them.
The Way of Capricorn
22nd December – 19th January
“As the sand falls, the gate of the Gods will rise”
The veil has fallen. The truth lays bare. Why do we shield ourselves from belief? The realisation shall set us free, repaving the path of happiness. Our eyes are opened to the possible. Such an opportunity shall change the course. While some may mourn the status quo, those who embrace the new shall be blessed with the spoils of fate. The Cancer Moon bestows the gift of sight, so that we may understand the words of another. There is more to tell of our tale Capricorn, and we hold the quill. The house of seven illuminates the two.
RT 992 53
The Way of Aquarius
20th January – 18th February
“Keeper of knowledge, the bearer of dreams”
To achieve the goals we seek, we must relinquish the blockage that curbs our progress. Success is the reward of the brave, those who venture towards the unknown. We have contemplated the change for time. A move shall liberate our fears, as we enter the final stage. The wounds are all but healed. The house of twelve calms the sea we sail. The mist shall clear from the horizon. A vison of truth, a vison of the possible. The creations of hand elate the receiver. Our words alleviate the woes of time.
FT 735 834
The Way of Pisces
19th February – 20th March
“A tale of tails, bound together by eternal love”
One step at a time Pisces. These are uncharted waters, we must proceed with care. The heart of the wanderer is granted relief and when the dust settles, the path shall materialise. The balance of energies is where success resides. The impatient shall risk the reversal. Bonds are forged from the fires of old. A decision shall be made that furthers our quest. What is foreseen shall please us. As we free ourselves from the shackles of antiquity, we enter the world of hope and dreams.
GT 36 473
The Way of Aries
21st March – 19th April
“The sacred Gold, guiding us home”
The constant stride shall deplete our drive. We can feel the pull, the messenger is urging us to reevaluate our actions. The calmer mind shall achieve far more. The resurgence of energy shall assist our endeavors. The house of ten is where dreams are fulfilled. Our thoughts are brimming with the ideas of change. Patience Aries, we have time to enact such desires. The Moon of Cancer is calling us home. The reversal of strife unearthed by the tongue. The unbroken ties are sealed once more.
NR 765 200
The Way of Taurus
20th April – 20th May
“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands“
The patient are rewarded for their silent tongue. Only we know when the time is right. When the dust has settled, the forging of bonds shall commence. For now our words shall resolve and heal. Clarity of self shall open our eyes, unmasking the motives of others. The house of nine lays cheer in our way. The once solemn stride is forgotten, the path we take shall guide us towards the kindred mind. A Full Moon illuminates our word. Use this gift to ease the discomfort of another.
FB 94 320
The Way of Gemini
21st May – 20th June
“Reunited in the Heavens of timeless love”
What was lost is found, uprooted by the spoken word. The revival of energy has arrived with such perfect timing. Say what has plagued our heart or risk the resolution from being delayed. Our drive is renewed to advance our goals. The house of eight coaxes us back to the sanctum, where we can focus on the kindred. Our strides are illuminated by the Moon of Cancer. We have worked hard for this Gemini. We shall dine on the fruits of our labor. We must continue on our quest. There are many truths to still be unearthed.
RP 824 583
The Way of Cancer
21st June – 22nd July
“The immortal guardian, blessed by the hand of Gods”
The uncertain path shall be conquered by the brave. If not, then prepare to be lead to the conflicts of old. The quest of balance weighs heavily upon the heart. As our emotions align with above, solace is found in the kindred. The house of seven draws them closer, forging a unity of shared goals. Our Moon shall reign from the sky, teaching us to reassess our way. With such accomplishments as ours, the lessons are many. Use this knowledge as we venture towards our dreams.
GR 52 876
The Way of Leo
23rd July – 22nd August
“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”
The worries of old are no more. We are granted a gift that alleviates our woe. As we navigate the fray, we must not lose sight of our dreams. We resisted for some time, however we must make the move. The tensions once endured may resurface however the calmer approach shall forgo such turmoil. The Moon of Cancer calls us home. As one task is laid to rest another shall rise. The steady hand shall reign unscathed. We have no time for the dramas of another. Our eyes are fixed upon the horizon. Continue of this path Leo, for what we seek is real and within reach.
GF 356 245
The Way of Virgo
23rd August – 22nd September
“Transcend before me. Our Mother of fertile dreams”
Accept the hand, or risk what follows taking its toll. Our time is valuable Virgo, and is required elsewhere. An offering shall clear the air. The doubt once endured shall cease to be. Confident strides now tread our way. As we lower our shield we realise our own strength. Finally others may see the truth. The house of five ignites the fire within. The patient shall bear witness to the manifestations of old. The Moon of Cancer shall wipe the slate clean, clearing the path of agreement.
DB 547 93
The Way of Libra
23rd September – 22nd October
“Justice balanced by the nature of love”
As the year draws to an end, we reflect on the fallen. Such dreams should never taunt us, they serve only to guide our future endeavours. While we may desire a speedier outcome, realise that this was never a race. When the time is right, the truth shall be revealed – setting us free. The honest tongue shall achieve its wish. A quest unearths more than expected. Now we know what must be done. The disheartened heart shall slow the inevitable. We must accept Libra, everything has purpose, and happens for a reason.
WG 456 765
The Way of Scorpio
23rd October – 21st November
“King of Kings. Hunter of Hunters”
While others mourn the unachievable, we remain focused on our goal. We have witnessed the possible, we know what must be done. Fear not the envious eyes, our drive shall keep strong. A perfect storm is lurking that shall enact the decision of change. These are the final stages Scorpio. Forgiveness of others shall set us free. The devil is in the details, no stone must be left unturned. The Moon of Cancer shall energise this quest. The melting of minds is where the solution is found.
RE 599 23
The Way of Sagittarius
22nd November – 21st December
“The immortal gift. The reliever of sorrow.
The gates of doubt shall fall, reviving a worth we’d almost forgotten. The apprehensive step is no longer required. We must seek to correct the injustice of old, before we enact the final stage. Why waste our energies on the unchangeable? The decisions have been made, we must accept them. The clarity we have shown shall inspire another. Our words hold meaning Archer, use them wisely. Happiness is carved by our own hand. The pursuer of change shall be granted their wish. The Moon of Cancer shall reveal the truth.
HT 36 150
Our weekly horoscope is done by The Merry Man himself. All his views are based upon Astrological charts and his own psychic abilities