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Weekly Horoscope 4th – 10th February

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his own desires of secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows! The Merry Man sends all his work to us in the post, each written by hand, always finished with those little codes – so we include them.



The Way of Capricorn

22nd December – 19th January

“As the sand falls, the gate of the Gods will rise”

The impulsive stride shall out-manoeuvre the watchful eye. Our tendency to overthink such situations will only hinder our progression. The Water Bearer’s Moon shall assist our cause, opening our eyes to the impossible dream. What binds our hand from enacting such change? The answer to this shall set us free Capricorn. No-one said this would be easy, however what awaits us shall enrich our lives. As we reflect upon the ways of old we are emboldened by the new, and all the opportunities it brings.

GR 67 274

The Way of Aquarius

20th January – 18th February

“Keeper of knowledge, the bearer of dreams”

There is more to our tale Aquarius, many turns are yet to be exposed. Our Moon shall shine a light— piercing the unknown—unearthing such truths. We are the keepers of knowledge, others await our word. The unfinished shall be resolved, laid to rest once more. The disheartened mind shall achieve less; we must have faith in our cause. From the fires of old, new bonds are forged. The ideas of old shall rematerialize; we owe it to ourselves to pursue such dreams.  The time of deliberation has past.

GM 905 293




The Way of Pisces

19th February – 20th March

“A tale of tails, bound together by eternal love”

As we rise from the slump, we emerge stronger than before. We have earned our standing in this realm; the fallen shall realise this is due course. The New Moon of Aquarius shall enact the change, sweeping away the doubts of old. Use this time wisely; ponder the decisions once ignored. We hold the key to unlocking our desires however only the brave shall pass through its door. The independent hand shall accomplish its goal. Time rewards the held tongue as we await justice to prevail.

LT 458 328



The Way of Aries

21st March – 19th April

“The sacred Gold, guiding us home”

As we peer into the mirror we rejoice at what we see; we have come so far along the road of attainment. Such successes are merely the beginning, as long as we honor the enacted change. The Water Bearer’s Moon teaches us that all is possible when our heart is loyal to the truth. Speak with honesty and bear witness to the continuation we seek. Small steps shall become strides. Never dismiss our dreams as sheer fantasy; for they are of this realm, rooted in the real— nothing is unachievable Aries!

EP 472 649



The Way of Taurus

20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands

The New Moon of Aquarius shall bestow a mighty truth; one that shall open our eyes to the crossed path. We must not allow the trepidations of old to dictate our future standing. Such concerns are never founded once reality has dealt its card. There is much more to give and we— Taurus— have our part to play. Soon we shall realise our calling; as the final piece is placed. What we seek shall be revealed in due course. The thirst of the adventurer shall be quenched from the fountain of knowledge. Here we shall discovery what drives us forward.

FL 596 290




The Way of Gemini

21st May – 20th June

“Reunited in the Heavens of timeless love”

The clock shall never stop ticking Gemini; why to we prolong the decision being made? Free ourselves from this burden and witness our progression. The Water Bearer’s Moon shall assist our hand; urging us to enact our word. Together we shall unearth the truth; for something lurks outside our eye. Listen to the words spoken; for here lies the key to the unopened door. We will succeed in achieving our goal however we must be patient. No longer shall we shy away from such decisions; as confidence rains down from the Stars.

TG 94 823 




The Way of Cancer

21st June – 22nd July

“The immortal guardian, blessed by the hand of Gods”

The influential hand shall assist our cause. We have caught the eye of change as we demonstrate our worth to the decisive few.  As the turmoil is banished to the caverns of time now we are free to conquer our goal. The determined hand shall receive its reward. The Water Bearer’s Moon teaches us that time waits for no one; what we seek is within our grasp. The honest tongue shall clear the air, sweeping away the ambiguity of old. What was lost shall be found.

GM 583 783



The Way of Leo

23rd July – 22nd August

“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

The patient as blessed with the prize of prosperity; we have done all we can to hurry our way. Soon we shall bear witness to the truth of our hand, as our endeavours begin to develop. Embrace the lull, for such a reprieve shall assist our decision making. The Moon of the Water Bearer wipes doubt from our eyes. Confidence shall reign in all future arrangements. We know what must be done. No longer do we chase the impossible dream; for our journey shall pass through the gates of accomplishment.

GT 885 672 


The Way of Virgo

23rd August – 22nd September

“Transcend before me. Our Mother of fertile dreams”

As we peer behind the veil, our understanding of the path shall materialise. We do not fear such an endeavor; for we posses the knowledge to succeed. The sound of the bickering few shall no longer disturb our flow. The positive light shall guide us, as we leave behind the doubt once endured. The collaboration of thought shall devise the most prosperous of strategies. Once the decision is made, the burden shall be lifted. Free from the shackles of old we advance towards our calling.

NR 524 620




The Way of Libra

23rd September – 22nd October

“Justice balanced by the nature of love”

Seek and we shall find Libra; the truth awaits the diligent hand. There is a plan for all of us, never doubt the presented path. Our strength shall guide us to contentment. Belief in our cause shall grow as we prove ourselves in the arena. The eyes be upon us; they follow our progression. The Water Bearer’s Moon shall clear the air, offering us the opportunity to enact the change.  Honesty shall defeat the clouded mind; our word shall set us free. The darkness resides in time gone by, only the light of joy awaits us now.

CH 211 450 



The Way of Scorpio

23rd October – 21st November

“King of Kings. Hunter of Hunters”

As the conclusion of our endeavours starts to take form, we are emboldened by the knowledge of the potential. We can release the shield that protected us so, we are free to continue unhindered. The New Moon of Aquarius has the power to unify the ideas once lost to the turbulent seas. Coincidences are more than luck Scorpio. Independence shall reign in the heart, accomplishing the task at hand. Our journey is long however we are blessed by the harmony of the stars.

TP 829 343




The Way of Sagittarius

22nd November – 21st December

“The immortal gift. The reliever of sorrow.

The New Moon of the Water Bearer offers the gift of time; for now we can reflect on the coming decision. We have felt the slipping of time, now we shall breathe the sighs of relief.  A clean slate shall manifest a clear mind. The future shall lavish us with the spoils of attainment. Realign our focus with the drive of another, together we shall prosper forthwith. Ideas shall flourish — we must pursue these Archer, never dismiss their worth. Worry not the quarrelling few, the horizon shall reward the path we have chosen.

MN 453 540


Our weekly horoscope is done by The Merry Man himself. All his views are based upon Astrological charts and his own psychic abilities

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