We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his own desires of secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows! The Merry Man sends all his work to us in the post, each written by hand, always finished with those little codes – so we include them.
The Way of Capricorn
22nd December – 19th January
“As the sand falls, the gate of the Gods will rise”
The process we seek shall commence in time, enacted by the decision once avoided. We draw strength from the knowledge we’ve gained. We tried Capricorn and we have grown as a result. The final stage shall open our eyes. Confidence reigns from the stars, furthering our quest. We care not for the thoughts of others, our path is our own to walk. The positive eye shall see the truth. The opportunity is within reach however we must believe in our worth before we conquer our fears.
HL 702 57
The Way of Aquarius
20th January – 18th February
“Keeper of knowledge, the bearer of dreams”
A mile stone shall be reached that will alter the course. The determination we have shown shall be granted its reward. The last push shall eradicate our woes, finally we can shed the bondages of antiquity. The tunnel has taught us many things Aquarius, and as we approach the light this knowledge shall guide us. Forgiveness shall set us free. The independent stride shall accomplish more than before. We are granted a glimpse of the possible, now we know what must be done. The patient shall see the change we desire.
RT 93 622
The Way of Pisces
19th February – 20th March
“A tale of tails, bound together by eternal love”
The dreams of old are not dead Pisces, they merely hide from view, willing us to coax them free. The steady hand shall discover its way. The mistakes gone by shall guide us, as we embark on our new path. The negative mind is an illusion altered by time. Remove ourselves from the quarrelling few, our time deserves a more worthy audience. Fear not the spoken word, honesty shall open the gates of desire. When the deal is done, new opportunities shall follow. As the circle grows, so too does the will to succeed.
TM 211 90
The Way of Aries
21st March – 19th April
“The sacred Gold, guiding us home”
Listen to the voice that guides us, it knows what actions must be taken. The dwelling of old serves nothing to our way, what’s done is done Aries. Our efforts we never in vain, we were taught many things that shall ease our stride. The crossed path deserves contemplation, for one road shall lead us to fate’s revolving door. The brave shall be rewarded for speaking the truth. From the melting of minds we all shall prosper. New beginnings reside in the acceptance of old.
GT 584 23
The Way of Taurus
20th April – 20th May
“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands“
The drive to succeed shall increase from the amalgamation of thought. Heated emotions subside, clearing the path of discourse. We shall attain our goal, one step and a time. The alignments are calling us home Taurus, for it is here we shall formulate our ideas. The tides are turning. The energies of change electrify the air. Give thanks to those who assisted our way. The disagreements of old are no more.
EP 85 902
The Way of Gemini
21st May – 20th June
“Reunited in the Heavens of timeless love”
As the chaos subsides we bear witness to the path, rematerialized from the ether of forgotten dreams. A renewed surge of energy shall encompass our way. Our step shall be heard by all, confident strides bounding towards our goal. The time is nigh Gemini, we must make the move or risk the reversal. A discussion shall calm the turbulent seas. As we set sail on the waters of calm we reflect on the past and all that it gave. Such knowledge shall guide us Gemini on our new quest.
IR 837 91
The Way of Cancer
21st June – 22nd July
“The immortal guardian, blessed by the hand of Gods”
We are closer than we think, the cautious step has navigated our course. We earned more than gold Cancer, an abundance of ideas shall pave our new way. The challenge shall not defeat us, we are emboldened by the knowledge we’ve gained. A different approach shall prove to be worthy. A new beginning opens many doors. Our feet are grounded in the circle, the supportive hand guides us. We are blessed with time however we should never squander this gift.
TG 396 290
The Way of Leo
23rd July – 22nd August
“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”
We shall not fear the spoken word Leo, honesty shall wipe the slate clean. Once the air is clear we shall manoeuvre ourselves with ease. As we unearth the truth we realise that we all read from the same page. The light draws nearer spurred on by the enacted change. Embrace the new or risk repeating the mistakes of old. A new dawn of discovery awaits us. Patience shall reward the diligent explorer. An sudden opportunity deserves our attention. The uncertainty of late shall diminish through time.
PR 93 248
The Way of Virgo
23rd August – 22nd September
“Transcend before me. Our Mother of fertile dreams”
We must shed the baggage that has plagued our way. Regret has no home on our journey Virgo, we must lay to rest such doubt or face the reversal. We are being drawn to the lights of new, for it is here that we enact our decision. There is still much to learn however we are being granted a glimpse of the truth. The coming together of minds unearths an abundance of ideas, knowledge that shall guide our future endeavours. The final stage shall forge the bonds of old.
LM 893 538
The Way of Libra
23rd September – 22nd October
“Justice balanced by the nature of love”
The disheartened mind serves nothing to our way, it merely diverts our eyes from the real opportunities laid at our feet. We have avoided the question for some time, the answer shall remove the weight of old. A clear mind is a clean slate, from where we can pursue our goal. The revolving door shall cease to be. The independent stride shall accomplish its task. Our voice shall be heard Libra, we have much knowledge to give. As the situation unfolds, many doors begin to open
JT 348 123
The Way of Scorpio
23rd October – 21st November
“King of Kings. Hunter of Hunters”
The open heart is more equipped to tackle such news. Patience develops the whole picture. When the time is right we shall deliver our verdict. Our words hold meaning Scorpio, use them wisely. We are to guide another. A welcome surprise beckons us forwards. A rare opportunity shall alter the course. Our ambitions shall be rewarded. Time is a gift which shall formulate our next move. The steps of apprehension shall achieve far more. What we seek is real and well within reach.
TE 904 923
The Way of Sagittarius
22nd November – 21st December
“The immortal gift. The reliever of sorrow.
As we enact the decision, we open many a new door. The steady hand shall accomplish its task. We must learn to walk before we run. We have no need to hurry such situations. The light draws near, we must prepare for what is to come. When the opportunity presents itself we shall act accordingly. Listen to the words of another, they seek to guide and protect us. As the frustrations subside, a new path shall materialise. Belief in our worth shall proper us forward. This is merely the beginning Archer.
RT 329 94
Our weekly horoscope is done by The Merry Man himself. All his views are based upon Astrological charts and his own psychic abilities